And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I want to fling myself into the sun
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
