Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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