i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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