Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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