It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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