You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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