I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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