ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My brain says no but my pants say off.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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