They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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