i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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