Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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