Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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