my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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