"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
