hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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