I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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