So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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