I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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