I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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