found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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