Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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