She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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