He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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