these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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