i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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