think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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