I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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