Buhtt sex?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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