his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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