Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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