i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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