Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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