I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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