you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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