she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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