No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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