I wanna passion pit in your ass
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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