OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
COCAINE IS GR8
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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