brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this beer tastes like vomit already
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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