ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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