walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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