i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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