Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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