All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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