omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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