So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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