Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
