Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
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so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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