You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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