Got a toothbrush?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
