we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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