Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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