im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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The beer is more important than you right now.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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