He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
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Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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