it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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